Brokeback Conversations
(The Strokes - Heart in a Cage)

Shaky: You know, the only time I ever drink diet coke is when I'm really thirsty. Even then, it's got to be really cold. Otherwise, it tastes like crap.
Spooner: haha... i don't mind it
i'm used to it... regular coke tastes too sweet for me now
Shaky: That's just absurd. That's like going from straight sex to gay sex and saying, "yeah...I find the hole is too moist for me when I go back to straight sex." Come on!!
Spooner: :S
i take it you drink the FULL flavoured, HOMO milk then?
Shaky: I don't drink milk.
Spooner: or do you drink a watered down 2%?
Shaky: Never have been much of a milk fan. Milk is the biggest myth ever
Spooner: regular or unleaded?
Shaky: My mom used to tell me to drink 3 glasses a day and we drank homo milk.
Spooner: do you eat anything that is fat-reduced?
Shaky: hmm...not that I can think of offhand.
Spooner: margarine vs. butter?
Shaky: I eat butter.
Spooner: so everything you eat and drink is FULL on flavour
Shaky: or "I can't believe it's not butter"...I really can't.
Spooner: so you're having gay sex with butter too
haha
Shaky: "I can't believe it's not straight sex."